Or a chef
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Oh fuck you.
I WILL NEVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER
Thank u calculator. Thank u for being a fucking useless cumstain of the blanket of life. A worthless piece of shit cretin that doesn’t even deserve my fucking hot steamy piss
steve rogers adjusting to technology and using a pen tablet though
Today I saw a dude try to physically remove a teenage girl from the disabled seating on the train, complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were.
She literally threw her prosthetic leg at him.
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when you like someone so much you actually listen to the music they send you
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system
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-buffy the vampire slayer
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