i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
Or a chef
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Oh fuck you.
I WILL NEVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER
Thank u calculator. Thank u for being a fucking useless cumstain of the blanket of life. A worthless piece of shit cretin that doesn’t even deserve my fucking hot steamy piss
steve rogers adjusting to technology and using a pen tablet though
Today I saw a dude try to physically remove a teenage girl from the disabled seating on the train, complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were.
She literally threw her prosthetic leg at him.
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