hermits united


posted 1 month ago via phils-ass · originally 09lupe23
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superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me


thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Or a chef

offbeatawkward:

I WILL NEVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER

offbeatawkward:

I WILL NEVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER


sioneds:

Thank u calculator. Thank u for being a fucking useless cumstain of the blanket of life. A worthless piece of shit cretin that doesn’t even deserve my fucking hot steamy piss

sioneds:

Thank u calculator. Thank u for being a fucking useless cumstain of the blanket of life. A worthless piece of shit cretin that doesn’t even deserve my fucking hot steamy piss


geothebio:

steve rogers adjusting to technology and using a pen tablet though


mygayshoes:

Today I saw a dude try to physically remove a teenage girl from the disabled seating on the train, complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were.

She literally threw her prosthetic leg at him.


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marxvx:

when you like someone so much you actually listen to the music they send you

posted 5 months ago via dextermrgan · originally marxvx
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